I SPIT ON YOUR SARCOPHAGUS
|| part-time King of Thieves, full-time fangirl ||


albino-yaoi:

What am I doing with my life. 

albino-yaoi:

What am I doing with my life. 


der-alligator-queen said: I have that conversation with myself nearly everyday.

You a hot piece of gator ass ?

posted 2 hours ago with 1 note

Y’all getting your panties in a twist about 50 Shades of Who Cares. I ROLEPLAY HARDER SHIT THAN THAT.

posted 2 hours ago with 4 notes

I love geminishipping because they battle for dominance, but all I can hear is Would you fuck me ? I’d fuck me !

posted 2 hours ago with 5 notes

Track Title: Geminishipping 2.0

Artist: PaBakura

pa-bakura:

More Gemini… This time with dirty talking Thief King, slightly subbing Bakura, and a lot of pleasure.

Very Mature Recording

posted 2 hours ago via pa-bakura with 19 notes

Anonymous asked: "roleplay in bed"

Bakura: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

[ I had to explain it him. I do believe he enjoys it a whole lot, but he doesn’t see how he’s pretending when he demands being called ‘King' [

Sphinx: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

[ I want somebody to roleplay the Thief King for me. And somebody else to let me play the Thief King. THIEF KING. ]

posted 3 hours ago

der-alligator-queen asked: "Knife fetish~"

Bakura: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

Sphinx: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

posted 3 hours ago

Anonymous asked: "feet"

Bakura: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

[ Other people at his feet, that is ~]

Sphinx: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

[ It depends on whose feet, y’know ? ]

posted 3 hours ago

Anonymous asked: "bloodplay"

Bakura: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

Sphinx: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

posted 3 hours ago

positively-awkward asked: "bondage"

Bakura: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

Sphinx: No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 

posted 3 hours ago

Send me a fetish and I’ll rate it!

kurotokyo:

No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know 


Track Title: Thiefshipping Nsfw

Artist: PaBakura

pa-bakura:

[Thiefshipping smut, with both Marik and Bakura voices provided by me. Side note: This is my interpretation of Marik’s voice. It sounds different than  most dubs/adaptations… That was my choice… Enjoy! ]

posted 4 hours ago via pa-bakura with 14 notes

Anonymous asked: "Your muse is a bamf and I love you to bits <3"

What did you call me ?!

It’s an acronym, Bakura. Bad Ass Mother Fucker…?

I believe you mean the badass motherfucker !

posted 4 hours ago with 2 notes